Tuesday 14 December 2010

Lingering Thoughts



After The Bus!
A Bus might do for poems
but where presents are concerned
it's Santa's Sleigh that counts the most,
it needs no three point turns.
It navigates the airways
far better than a plane,
and hovers over chimneys,
come wind, or snow, or rain.


Santa's  rotund figure
still manages to squeeze
through chimney pots or CH vents
because he aims to please
the lucky children, snug in bed,
who close their eyes and snooze,
while Santa gobbles up mincepies
and, here and there, some booze.


For somtimes on the mantlepiece
a little glass of sherry
waits patiently for Santa
to make sure he stays merry
and full of cheer at Christmas time,
instead of getting narked
with spending half of Christmas Eve
a-fumbling in the dark.

13 comments:

  1. As my eye wondered down the page and I saw the word "fumbling" and thought narked said naked - so wondered what Santa was getting up to in deepest darkest Abergele.

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  2. That sounds like a version for grown ups only! Perhaps I need to forget that Christmas is for kids?

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  3. Isn't it funny how . . when titillation catches the eye, the excellent quality and humour of Cad's verse goes by uncommented! But I notice, Cad. First rate verse!

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  4. I also jumped from narked to naked...not that there's anything wrong with that!!Thoroughly clever piece, also!!

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  5. I can't help thinking of all the Pseudo Santas a-fumbling in the dark! What a jolly rhyme to spread the Christmas Spirit...Wnder how much sherry can be consumed in one night, without the sleigh going wonky? LOL :)

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  6. fabulous humor,
    divine poetry.
    keep it up.

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  8. What fun! Now that I know, Santa, I'll skip the cookies and leave the brandy bottle on the mantle!

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  9. This will leave me smiling for the day, great work!=D

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  10. What a fun piece! Happy Potluck!

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  11. Sherry...sweet deal. Cheers to that and Merry Christmas!

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  12. Don't let Santa neck all the sherry!

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